Gettin' Pruney

Yawn!

I'm always hearing mum and dad yawning and forever complaining about how tired they are. They're so lazy! They always want to sleep more than 4 hours in a row! Incredible! How they get things done, I have no clue. I constantly have to wake mommy up at night just to feed me. They'd be negligent parents if it wasn't for my nagging.

One good thing has come out of all this, I picked up one of their cool habits. Whenever I yawn, I let out a great big sigh, just like mum and dad do. It makes me sound like I had a rough time. Speaking of which, I gotta go. Today's the day I can put my whole arm in my mouth up to the elbow! I can just feel it! I won't give up!

Just a little tongue in cheek...

My hands are tasty. I could suck them for hours. Nothing tastes better, except maybe mommy-milk. If I put most of my hand in my mouth, I can juuuust about grab my tongue. See, watch...

*Gag..cough...cough...*

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Stop, Listen, What's That Sound?

I was busy the other day licking the back of my hand when I let out a big breath and I heard something. I did it again and I heard another sound. It sounded like "uuuhhh". I moved my mouth a bit and then I heard "aah".

Whoa. I can make sounds with my mouth like Mum and Dad! Sometimes, when you talk to me, I make sounds back. Most of the time I'm not really interested because, well, my fingers taste AWESOME! Seriously, don't tell anyone, but my fingers taste like the best food ever. Ok, so I've only ever tasted milk, bathwater and my hand, but it still tastes great. Anyways, if you start making sounds to me, I might make sounds right back. So far I've got "uh", "ooh", "huh", and "aah" in my vocabulary. My dad says I certainly sound like a primate. I think that means I'm number one!

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