She's Crying Coz She's Jealous

Someone got double-bladed skates and a stick for Christmas.

Yah!

Carseat Theatre

Right Glove: You have to be nice!
Left Glove: No, I don't want to be nice!

Left glove punches right glove.

Right Glove: No punching!
Left Glove: I like punching!
Right Glove: Go sit on the stairs.

Left glove kisses right glove.

Left glove: I'm sorry.

Fin.

Like, Uh Oh, Scoob

Apple Picking (and One Pumpkin)

Lyrics

You know what's fun? Replacing random words in songs with "elephant".

Parking Break

3 Is Key!

I'm a big boy! My birthday was last week, and now I'm 3 bunnies old! We had so much cake last week, it was awesome! I spent the whole week on a sugar high. I'm just starting to come down now. On Saturday, Mommy and Daddy threw me a birthday party. It was terrific. So many people but luckily it was a nice day outside, so we had lots of toys and the pool and bubbles and everything. I got some cool presents. My friends know me pretty well. I scored lotsa Cars swag. Puzzles, PJs, a tshirt, a memory game. I also got other stuff that wasn't McQueen, but just as cool. More puzzles, and some game about slides and ladders. Not sure about that one yet. Gamma and Grampa even got me a bike! Here are some pictures of my party. Pay particular attention to the cool cake Mommy made me.

My first cake, the day before my birthday:



My hot new wheels:



My teetar cake:



Backyard bliss:

Post party pooped:


ALso, I caved. Note the tightie whities:

Potty? Pish tosh!

Mommy took off my MacQueen diaper yesterday and didn't put a new one on.  I explained to her that I needed a new MacQueen, but she kept saying that I had to make peepee in the toilet now. Bah!  Who needs that.  And to prove my point, right after refusing to go in the toilet, I went on the floor.  Twice.  Hah! I'll show her.  

I do like those stickers though.  Not sure what to do about that yet.  

Peed on the floor again today.  She'll learn eventually.

Aw, Mom!

When I Play With Blocks...

I've Got An Album Coming Out

Dad: Do you want to sing a song?
Ben: Yeah!
Dad: Ok, what song?
Ben: Happy Birthday!
Dad: To who?
Ben: Circle A B C
Dad: Happy birthday, Circle A B C?
Ben: Yeah!

Also in the repertoire:
Old MacDonald Has A Dragon

Hockey!

Yo Gabba Gabba

I'm obsessed! Must watch. Every waking moment. More songs. MORE SONGS!

Happy Birthday Little Sister

Today was my sister's 1st birthday party. I don't think she even knew what was happening, quite frankly.

Uh, look, she's my sister, OK? I had to wear the stupid hat.

These are just cool. I think I'm going to wear them all the time. Mommy and Daddy wear glasses. Now I do too!


This is the best part of parties. I love balloons!!!

It was a veeeerrrry long day.

The Metal