Ho! Ho! Ho!

Mommy and Grandma dragged me around to all these places yesterday. Everywhere we went, we got more stuff. The car was so full, mommy almost couldn't see out the windows. I wonder what all those packages are for? One thing that was cool was that I got to meet this really groovy guy. He was dressed all in red and had a soft white beard. His lap was comfy. He had a friend with pointy ears who took our picture for us. Here, I'll show you:


He asked me what i wanted for Christmas. I just kinda stared at him. What's Christmas?

I also finally got to meet Uncle Derek. Daddy kept telling me about him, but I'd never met him before. He's sooo cool! Mommy was sick for a few days, so he helped take care of me. I can bounce as long as I like with him, and he doesn't seem to get tired! Well, maybe he does...


What else is new....? Hmmm....Everytime Mommy and I go out now, she keeps getting me all dressed up in these really hot, uncomfortable clothes. I hate it. I keep trying to tell her how much I hate it, but she just ignores me, even when I talk louder. I mean, wouldn't you be upset if you looked like this? And with all the pretty white stuff on the ground, I'd like to go outside and see it some more, but not if I keep having to wear this:


Oh yeah, and the best new thing is that I'm starting to eat real food! W00t! I've been watching Mommy and Daddy eating for so long, they finally let me try. It's a little bland, but playing with the spoon is fun! And it means that when I suck on my hand, my fingers taste like something. But then, when I'm done, Mommy goes and washes me all up. Doesn't she know I'll lick it all up myself? Silly Mommy! But it sure is nummy.

I think that's it. It's been a big couple of weeks. Things should definitely calm down now. I mean, what else could possibly happen in the next few weeks, right?

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Man vs. Mountain

Up To Date

What's new with me... Hmmm.

Well, I like to play with the rubber ducky in the bath. He always floats away from me and I like to chase him around. Oh, I like to do squats. Now that I can lock my knees when mommy or daddy hold me up, I love to push myself up and down. That is super fun!

My teeth are killing me. Big time. The amount of saliva coming out of my mouth is pretty impressive. Dad says that once these bottom two are in, that should be it. I hope so!

I watched Star Wars for the first time last night. Well, the first half. I can only go without playing with my toys for so long.

I have to go. I need to see if my toys will fit in my mouth today.

Variety Pack

It's tummy time!

Dr. Evil?

What's that? I still can't eat chocolate?

I see you!

The Great Pumkin

Here's me and mom!

Trick or Treat!

Mommy and I did the wierdest thing last night. First, we spent the afternoon at Ella's along with Simon. It was fun. That Ella chick is a real firecracker! Simon's cool too. We spent some time rolling around the play mat. They've got this cool thing that makes pretty noises when I smack it. It was fun. Then Simon and Ella's daddies came home. My daddy didn't come. He needed to be somewhere else. Then the mommies made the three of us put on the goofy outfits. Mine was all orange with a funny face on the front. Simon's looked like mine, except his was cooler cuz he had a nifty hat! Ella's looked like a monkey. And she had this great yellow banana to play with too!

Then everyone started taking pictures. Smile here, smile there. C'mon already! I'm roasting in this outfit, Ma! I'll put up some pictures as soon as I get them. So we went outside and started walking around, going to these strange houses. Mommy would ring the doorbell, and say "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear!" Simon's mom sang something that was almost the same, except she said, ""Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Not too big, not too small, just the size of Montreal!" Mommy's song was better ;p

Then the strange people would give us stuff. Mom couldn't believe all the stuff we got. My little bag was so full, she had to fill up her pockets, too. I don't get it though. What am I supposed to do with all that stuff? None of it is Mommy's boobie, so what was the point?

Daddy seemed excited when we got home though.