Armoured Baby

My First Meme

I was tagged to do a meme. I feel special. Thanks Mr. Farmer!

1: Black and White or Colour; how do you prefer your movies?

Color! Especially red. And they must have a big purple dinosaur!

2: What is the one single subject that bores you to near-death?

Sleeping. Who needs it?

3: MP3s, CDs, Tapes or Records: what is your favourite medium for prerecorded music?

Mommy's singing. Nothing beats your own private concert.

4: You are handed one first class trip plane ticket to anywhere in the world and ten million dollars cash. All of this is yours provided that you leave and not tell anyone where you are going ... Ever. This includes family, friends, everyone. Would you take the money and ticket and run?

No. How would I eat? And how would I get to the plane? I can't walk yet!

5: Seriously, what do you consider the world's most pressing issue now?

My diaper needs to be changed.

6: How would you rectify the world's most pressing issue?

Screaming until Mommy changes it.

7: You are given the chance to go back and change one thing in your life; what would that be?

Hmmm. My life has been so long and varied. I think I'd have skipped that bout of throwing up I had.

8: You are given the chance to go back and change one event in world history, what would that be?

I don't think I'd have just pooped myself. Stiiiinky! Mo-om!

9: A night at the opera, or a night at the Grand Ole' Opry -- Which do you choose?

Opera. mommy can't stand country music, and she needs to come with me for when i get hungry.

10: What is the one great unsolved crime of all time you'd like to solve?

What is the meaning of my life? Why was I put here?

11: One famous author can come to dinner with you. Who would that be, and what would you serve for the meal?

Dr. Seuss. I'd serve a roast beast.

12: You discover that John Lennon was right, that there is no hell below us, and above us there is only sky -- what's the first immoral thing you might do to celebrate this fact?

Stay up 24 hours consecutively.

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Tag, you're it: Mommy, Daddy, Alice, Miriam

Ben Tzu's Art of War

Mom and Dad have been trying to get me to sleep on my own for the last couple of weeks. Mom even stopped sleeping with me in the mornings. I've made it loud and clear that I disapprove of this. Here's how I'm goona win this war:

Step 1) Wear down the parents in the middle of the night with my loud piercing scream. Keep it up at all costs for at least 30-90 min.

Step 2) While performing Step 1, make sure you're standing and rattling the crib bars. Makes more noise that way, and you get better range out of the lungs.

Step 3) Start pooping your diaper in the middle of the night. They have to pick you up if they have to change you.

Step 4) When they put you down the fist time, set your clock. Wake up every 45-60 min. to do Step 1 and 2.

I've been doing this for just about a week, and it's working. Mommy came into bed with me last night. I've won this battle! The war is almost done!

Mwahahahaha!

A Couple For The Road

Can Do!

New skills? I gots 'em!

• When someone waves at me, I'll wave back. Now, that's a fun game.
• I like to turn the pages of a book. Sometimes, I'll just flip the book around but, when I get a good grip, I can turn that page! Never mind that there's a 50-50 chance I'm going backwards through the book. Turn, pages, turn!
• Finally, I can crawl. I take a sitting break every couple of strides but I can motor lickety-split. Mum and Dad are now racing around tying things down, moving things up and putting gates everywhere. Way to spoil the fun...

Now in 2-D Animotion!

I'm trying to post video to this blog. Let me know if there are any problems.

How I spent the Super Bowl I



How I spent the Super Bowl II