Having A Ball

Seen Better Days

You Gave Me Fever

Let you know how much I suffer
Let you know how much I ache
When I try to sleep at night
I get a fever that's so hard to take

You gave me fever - when you left me
Fever from the daycare, right
Fever - in the morning
Fever all through the night

Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
I cry out when I try to sleep
And you know I'm gonna start a fight

You gave me fever - when you left me
Fever from the daycare, right
Fever - in the morning
Fever all through the night

Snakes and Adders

I Went Swimming!

Dad took me into the pool. It was AWESOME!

Then I practiced my Wing Chun.

And finally, I cuddled with mommy to end a busy day!

The Cruel Taunts Of An Infant

In 2005, there were 328 Benjamins born in Quebec. It was the 22nd most popular name in the province and the 26th most popular nationwide that year. The important fact in all this is that I'll always have a better name than the 402 girls in Quebec born in 2005 named Oceane/Oceanne.

A Short Story In Pictures

Why am I in my high-chair with no shirt on?

It's my first birthday!?

And I get my own piece of cake?

Hmm, this plate is superfluous.

Apply hand to cake. Apply hand to face.

This is thirsty work!

When can I do this again?

Sick Of Being Sick

I'm just getting over this terrible flu my dad gave me. Thanks, dad! I had this awful cough and I got real hot and I've been miserable for days. The only thing that makes me feel better is mommy.

I don't care if it's day or night, rain or shine, hell or high water, when I want my mommy to make me feel better, she better come running! And don't try and tell me that daddy is any kind of good. He can talk to the tiny hand because my chubby face ain't listenin'. He got me in this mess in the first place so poop on him! Hmmm.... maybe I will...

Backlog

Daycare Blues

Mom and Nana took me to this place yesterday. There were a bunch of babies there that I'd never seen before, and some big people, too. Mommy disappeared for a while, but Nana stayed with me. It was sorta fun, but after a while, I wanted Mommy. Good thing she showed up!

Then today, Mommy took me there AGAIN! I found a ball to play with right away, and that was fun for a few minutes, but then, when I looked around, Mommy was GONE!?! I thought I heard her say goodbye while I was checking out that ball, but I never thought she actually meant it! I called for her and called for her for what seemed like forever. Then this nice lady showed up and we sang some songs for a while. That was pretty cool. But when it was over, I was ready for Mom again. Where was she?!? I must have called out for her for a few hours before she showed up! And boy did I let her have it! We'll see if she pulls that stunt anytime soon. Hah! I showed her!