Goofin' Around

And I Eat Superman!

Mom: Are you made of chocolate?
Me: No!
Mom: What are you made of?
Me: (awed whisper) Spiderman!

Bowling with Ella

Break It Down

Makes perfect sense

Me on the way to the toilet: "I want Mommy, not Daddy!"

Daddy: "Why? What's wrong with Daddy?"

Me: "I'm wearing blue."

Cookie

She's Crying Coz She's Jealous

Someone got double-bladed skates and a stick for Christmas.

Yah!

Carseat Theatre

Right Glove: You have to be nice!
Left Glove: No, I don't want to be nice!

Left glove punches right glove.

Right Glove: No punching!
Left Glove: I like punching!
Right Glove: Go sit on the stairs.

Left glove kisses right glove.

Left glove: I'm sorry.

Fin.

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